Oft referred to as village idiot, oft adorned for same quality in different villages. It is best to come by this trade in honesty. My favorite card in every deck are the extra two that don’t matter. They can be played on anything.

An aspiring entrepreneur and soap maker. Greatly experienced in the art of salvage, reclaim and treasuring the world’s trash. I sometimes clean up garbage for imaginary karma EXP points. You’ll notice my butt crack if you ever catch me in this act. Don’t watch me work, I’ll take a break.

Not sure how any of this is relevant to this blog, or how this blog is relevant to anything. Please just smile and eat bananas, both are proven to extend happiness; personally I prefer coconuts.